Offensive Crayons™ – Adult Coloring Crayon Set by Wood Rocket™

Color Outside the Lines — Way Outside

Meet the crayons your kindergarten teacher never wanted you to have. Offensive Crayons™ by Wood Rocket™ are 24-count sets of hilariously named, premium-quality crayons designed for adult coloring books, gag gifts, and anyone with a sense of humor that's been called "a lot."

Choose your edition:

• Porn Pack – 24 steamy shades from Oral Orange to Bondage Rope Brown to Slutty Stepmom Scarlet. The ultimate companion for your dirtiest adult coloring books.
• Original – The OG set that started it all. Politically incorrect, socially questionable, and absolutely hilarious.
• Holiday – Spread seasonal cheer with shades that make your holiday party a little more... memorable.
• Offensive-ish – All the edge, slightly less NSFW. Perfect for the office gift exchange (barely).

Each set includes 24 offensively named crayons — real, usable crayons that color just as well as they offend. Makes the perfect gag gift, white elephant pick, or treat-yourself moment.