A raunchy reimagining of classic fairy tales opens with "All McQueen's Men" and closes with "Zoe White and the Seven Whores." These twenty-six stories redefine "bedtime stories": wicked stepsisters share their true origin story. The Ugly Duckling turns heads at her decade reunion. Cinderella is a dominant until the clock strikes twelve. Goldilocks samples a few options before discovering what's "just right." Witty, flirty, and unapologetically naughty, these tantalizing tales will make you thirst for more!more.